I didn't want to make you feel lonelier than you probably already feel.

#fe08085f / read by Akanksha-14

I have two wonderful men in my life - Brendan and Tyler.

#f8473611 / read by Akanksha-14

Hey, dad, I have a personal errand to run and I need to borrow the car.

#f419bf4f / read by Akanksha-14

That's nice. That's sweet.

#f2937946 / read by Akanksha-14

Did you just use use the L word with Dick?

#f23a011f / read by Shriram-60

Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!

#e546c3c7 / read by Ravi-21

Dad, I have a personal errand.

#dd2f5fe9 / read by Saikumar-90

Brendan needs a girlfriend and Tyler needs Ritalin.

#d96ccbca / read by Akanksha-14

I may have misread that situation.

#d3c81e9d / read by Saikumar-90

Jen! That's great Why didn't you tell me?

#d2fb82f6 / read by Saradha-18

Maybe you should try mouthwash! And deodorant! And some testosterone supplement!

#caf8d99e / read by Saradha-18

That doesn't make any sense.

#c2d713bb / read by Saikumar-90

Oh, I forgot you get those.

#c14e3011 / read by Saikumar-90

And shave your neck! It's very hairy.

#b52153b2 / read by Ravi-21

We said it last night.

#b399462c / read by Saradha-18

Well, you finally had a date and it was so awful.

#9e654432 / read by Nilima-98

Did you have pork chops and... tuna fish... for lunch today?

#950b4e6c / read by Nilima-98

Maybe you should try badminton.

#8cb9045b / read by Nilima-98

Even in nature, there are blended families.

#894b2f80 / read by Shriram-60

You've been doing a pretty damn good job so far.

#7d56f948 / read by Shriram-60

I'm sorry. I naturally just assumed you were divorced.

#766f8968 / read by Shriram-60

You know what, Hooters is to good for you. I'll never bring you there again.

#74d70a1a / read by Shriram-60

It's okay. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.

#657aec7f / read by Selvimeena-70

No they... I didn't realize they were that big.

#61b429a4 / read by Silvi-67

Well, you can't drive without me yet and somebody's got to stay here with your sisters.

#60f6a1ce / read by Shriram-60

Oh well then I guess I'll have to get through life without Hooters.

#60284bc1 / read by Amit-65

Well, to scare the baboons away.

#51a02e24 / read by Shobha-60

You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!

#4c7a42b1 / read by Shriram-60

I googled you, and 'Closet Queens' came out.

#40bb43f5 / read by Brinda-85

You won't see that in New Jersey.

#3aa54d3f / read by Brinda-85

Why would you make them look so realistic?

#36027ed2 / read by Brinda-85

Yes! I did!

#27cd2e4a / read by Brinda-85

I'm fine actually and I'm not lonely.

#158c416d / read by Asfiya-41

You know, I'm curious.

#00362d5b / read by Silvi-67