I can't! My head is in a bag!

#qt6105663-6 / read by Shuja-34

You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.

#qt6105663-5 / read by Shuja-34

And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs?

#qt6105663-4 / read by Shuja-34

Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.

#qt6105663-3 / read by Shuja-34

I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.

#qt6105663-2 / read by Shuja-34

I did everything I could. They won't listen.

#qt6105663-1 / read by Shriram-60

You'll never take me alive!

#qt6103224 / read by Shuja-34

May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen.

#qt6090391-3 / read by Shuja-34

Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times.

#qt6090391-2 / read by Teja-84

Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt.

#qt6090391-1 / read by Teja-84

They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!

#qt6090369-5 / read by Akanksha-14

They're right. They deserve to know. Do you really wanna know what's going on?

#qt6090369-4 / read by Teja-84

We're people just like you. We deserve to know!

#qt6090369-3 / read by Shuja-34

I got three scared kids at home. How about you just tell us something.

#qt6090369-2 / read by Teja-84

That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there.

#qt6090369-1 / read by Teja-84

I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.

#qt6090368-3 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

#qt6090368-2 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to 'sit tight and assess'?

#qt6090368-1 / read by Shuja-34

You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.

#qt6090367-a / read by Teja-84

But it's not even close to 70%.

#qt6090367-9 / read by Akanksha-14

Call it 70% and let's just move on.

#qt6090367-8 / read by Teja-84

Well, scientists never like to say 100%.

#qt6090367-7 / read by Teja-84

Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.

#qt6090367-6 / read by Akanksha-14

Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.

#qt6090367-5 / read by Teja-84

But it isn't *potentially* going to happen. It *is* going to happen.

#qt6090367-4 / read by Teja-84

Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?

#qt6090367-3 / read by Shriram-60

Please, don't say 100%.

#qt6090367-2 / read by Shriram-60

There's 100% certainty of impact.

#qt6090367-1 / read by Shriram-60

We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.

#qt6087356 / read by Teja-84

Man... I timed this Molly perfectly.

#qt6086566 / read by Shuja-34

What ever you do, don't pet them...

#qt6086370 / read by Shriram-60

I think, this whole administration, has completely. Lost. Their fucking mind! And I think. We're all. Gonna die!

#qt6085641-8 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is...

#qt6085641-7 / read by Teja-84

I hope to God, I hope to... God that this president knows what she's doing.

#qt6085641-6 / read by Shuja-34

Right, well, the president of the United States. Is fucking. Lying! Look I'm just like all of you.

#qt6085641-5 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

You came to the right place because on this show, we like to say things...

#qt6085641-4 / read by Shriram-60

No, please, please Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something

#qt6085641-3 / read by Shriram-60

Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break...

#qt6085641-2 / read by Shriram-60

Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break...

#qt6085641-2a / read by Akanksha-14

I don't feel so good.

#qt6085641-1 / read by Shriram-60

You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.

#qt6084569 / read by Shuja-34

You don't need to throw it on the floor.

#qt6084131-2 / read by Shriram-60

You don't need to throw it on the floor.

#qt6084131-2a / read by Akanksha-14

You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters...

#qt6084131-1 / read by Shriram-60

Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?

#qt6084099 / read by Shriram-60

What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here.

#qt6083137 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.

#qt6083135 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.

#qt6083134-2 / read by Shriram-60

When did you do those calculations?

#qt6083134-1 / read by Shriram-60

Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?

#qt6082901-3 / NSFW / read by Shriram-60

That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right?

#qt6082901-2 / read by Shriram-60

You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.

#qt6082901-1 / read by Shriram-60

.. and shit that could all go away and I don't wanna see that stuff go away. So I'm gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen.

#qt6081496-2 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, um, and clothes ..

#qt6081496-1 / read by Teja-84