Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.

#qt0470493 / read by Shriram-60

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

#qt0470435 / read by Shriram-60

Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

#qt0470490 / read by Shriram-60

Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.

#qt0470449 / read by Shriram-60

Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

#qt0470491 / read by Shriram-60

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

#qt0470430 / read by Acharya-92

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

#qt0470480 / read by Shriram-60

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

#qt0470475 / read by Shriram-60

There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

#qt0470508 / read by Shriram-60

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

#qt0470492 / read by Acharya-92

You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

#qt0470503 / read by Shriram-60

Have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home?

#qt2216798 / read by Shriram-60

I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.

#qt0470476 / read by Shriram-60

You live down the street from me right?, You know anytime you see you can always say hello, you don't have to be afraid. A lot of stuff has been said about me, none of it's true.

#qt0470507 / read by Shriram-60