Spitting out the car window!

#ff5a032a / read by Nikhil-91

_Things_ couldn't be better. After all, Riley's twelve now. What could happen?

#fa744a53 / read by Noomiya-82

_Do you_ ever look at someone and wonder, 'What _is_ going on inside their head?'

#f7e9f049 / read by Harshitha-30

_Okay, we've_ got a group of cool girls at 2 o'clock.

#f375c6c9 / read by Harshitha-30

Sorry I don't speak moron as well as you, but _lemme_ try!

#f18ccdd3 / read by Harshitha-30

Come on, group hug! You too, Anger.

#e937fda0 / read by Sekul-32

_Oh, I'll_ show you attitude, old man!

#e70fab69 / read by Harshitha-30

These Facts and Opinions look so similar!

#e2084a18 / read by Sekul-32

These are my kind of people!

#e1decb7f / read by Tasmiya-39

I bet you and Riley had great adventures.

#dd8529ef / read by Sekul-32

Riley, if you don't eat your dinner you're not gonna get any dessert.

#d9881d74 / read by Harshitha-30

I wanna go home. Please don't be mad.

#d64a1824 / read by Noomiya-82

_Way ahead_ of you there. Does anyone know how to spell 'meteor?'

#d43debe8 / read by Harshitha-30

Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

#d0e8a28f / read by Nikhil-91

_We've been through_ a lot lately, that's for sure. But we still love our girl.

#cbd71e40 / read by Nikhil-91

Double ears pierced, infinity scarf.

#caf63e36 / read by Nikhil-91

All right, make a show of force, I don't want to have to put the foot down.

#c75ad47a / read by Nikhil-91

Yeah, it was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game.

#c4f43b37 / read by Arshiya-01

Hey, guys? What's pub-er-ty?

#bf9a7249 / read by Harshitha-30

I'm sorry they _took_ your rocket. They took something you loved.

#bec5815c / read by Sekul-32

Can I say that curse word now?

#be728ef6 / read by Noomiya-82

The drive out was pretty fun. What was your favourite bit?

#bc858a69 / read by Nikhil-91

C'mon! Think positive!

#bba51e77 / read by Nikhil-91

When I'm through, Riley will look so good the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.

#bb047dff / read by Arshiya-01

Riley, Riley, here comes an airplane.

#b7fd6886 / read by Nikhil-91

I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is.

#b62dde8f / read by Nikhil-91

_Atta_ girl! Now you're getting it!

#b6057123 / read by Nikhil-91

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

#b5bc43c8 / read by Arshiya-01

I blow a mean nose.

#b5642c2a / read by Jeet-66

It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!

#b543921b / read by Arshiya-01

I miss Minnesota too. I miss the woods where we took hikes.

#b1c96fbd / read by Arshiya-01

Six years of drama school... for this.

#ae994d4a / read by Tasmiya-39

It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game.

#aa0dafa4 / read by Shriram-60

I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.

#a9c7cd04 / read by Jeet-66

We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

#a76834c2 / read by Shriram-60

You'll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long.

#a73e21c5 / read by Shriram-60

All the good core memories were made in Minnesota.

#a44a6b4b / read by Shriram-60

Who's the birthday girl?

#a3a6ae6f / read by Tasmiya-39

Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you're welcome.

#a2838c91 / read by Shriram-60

Remember the funny movie where the dog died?

#9f2d34bf / read by Arshiya-01

Whoa, is she wearing eye shadow?

#9d803afc / read by Shriram-60

I would die for Riley. I would die for Riley.

#9b81d1d5 / read by Shriram-60

What was that? I though you said we were gonna 'act casual'.

#8c6b3000 / read by Arshiya-01

Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza!

#8c3814bf / read by Shriram-60

We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one!

#8b6a53f0 / read by Muskan-67

Need I remind you of how great things were there?

#7aa35ef4 / read by Shriram-60

You need me to be happy, but I want my old friends, and my hockey team.

#76d637a8 / read by Shriram-60

Riley, I do not like this new attitude.

#76783455 / read by Shriram-60

Well, I know. Well, I know Riley's head.

#73c50901 / read by Shriram-60

Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. TA DA!

#731c7b73 / read by Brinda-85

But I mean, it's just so drastic...

#6ecc9ba5 / read by Tasmiya-39

I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Joy. Otherwise I'd be terrified right now!

#6dc6d7d2 / read by Brinda-85

I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!

#6d2bf7af / read by Jeet-66

And the backyard where we used to play.

#68e2f728 / read by Shriram-60

Friendship Island has expanded.

#671234ef / read by Tasmiya-39

Of course your tiny brain is confused. Guess I'LL just have to dumb it down to your level!

#60f54125 / read by Sreekanth-08

The hockey team showed up and Mom and Dad were there cheering.

#5e6ede62 / read by Sreekanth-08

Don't worry about it. Happens all the time.

#5df5f8df / read by Shriram-60

We're taking the Train of Thought.

#5dc3846c / read by Jeet-66

Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

#5641c2a3 / read by Pratheesh-54

Your dad's under a lot of pressure, but if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help.

#55e8211a / read by Asfiya-41

What is your problem? Just leave me alone!

#554ccfc0 / read by Shriram-60

I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.

#50546c80 / read by Harshitha-30

Oh, it's that time in the twisty tree, remember?

#4fccd3d9 / read by Shriram-60

There is a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect!

#4f43022c / read by Jeet-66

It's a *grape*! It's not like we're eating broccoli.

#4d2a9de1 / read by Shriram-60

I'd tell you, but you're too dumb to understand.

#49e8f342 / read by Brinda-85

Oh, airplane. We got an airplane, everybody.

#49dd0c00 / read by Harshitha-30

I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.

#49c8fb15 / read by Sreekanth-08

She's so big now. She won't fit in my rocket. How're we gonna get to the moon?

#49482582 / read by Asfiya-41

And I don't think of it as playing so much as hugging.

#4662ad61 / read by Pratheesh-54

It's long term memory... you'll get lost in there.

#46342c2b / read by Shriram-60

She has great new friends, a great new house.

#460bcc89 / read by Shriram-60

Riley missed the winning shot, she felt awful. She wanted to quit.

#45abc3fa / read by Asfiya-41

Good job, gentleman. That could have been a disaster.

#4429493b / read by Shriram-60

Do you remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was colouring?

#4069ab51 / read by Asfiya-41

Aww, participation award.

#3bf3fc08 / read by Jeet-66

Toenail clippings! Roadkill! Hippies!

#35942146 / read by Asfiya-41

So, you're saying your husband was blown away by an elephant. Was he with anyone?

#32a2312a / read by Asfiya-41

School was great, all right?

#2c54341a / read by Tasmiya-39

Disgust, it's fine. It passed the five-second rule.

#2c1bdac0 / read by Muskan-67

Ready to launch on your command, sir!

#2af50e13 / read by Pratheesh-54

She wanted to quit. Sorry, I went sad again, didn't I?

#29f49049 / read by Shriram-60

Glad they finally opened that Friendly Argument section.

#2972508f / read by Asfiya-41

I don't know where this disrespectful attitude came from.

#1fe404ab / read by Asfiya-41

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

#1ed662b5 / read by Shriram-60

Wait, what? You know what else 'barely' touches the ground? Stray dogs!

#1e116422 / read by Yukthi-88

Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us!

#1a32cde3 / read by Pratheesh-54

We can't even get a good night's sleep anymore. Time to take action!

#19cdb2bd / read by Pratheesh-54

The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great?

#18bcf396 / read by Asfiya-41

I know you don't want me to, but... I miss home. I miss Minnesota.

#18371b9b / read by Asfiya-41

Okay, caution, there is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on, what is that?

#180ddc77 / read by Asfiya-41

_Um_, for thirty-three seconds.

#0df29b3f / read by Harshitha-30

Being cool is _exhausting_.

#0db1a3de / read by Harshitha-30

The grape touched the ground. It's poison.

#05503489 / read by Jeet-66

Oh, come on. It barely touched the ground.

#02fe9374 / read by Tasmiya-39

_Let_ me guess, we have no pants on.

#02c044ae / read by Harshitha-30

There are no bears in San Francisco.

#028527cf / read by Jeet-66

A ticket costs money. How do we get money?

#02567296 / read by Sneha-82

The foot is down. The foot is down. _Whoo!_

#00e1600b / read by Harshitha-30

And may I add I love your dress, it's adorable.

#0058f645 / read by Sivakumar-51