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It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love.

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But in the end, I *will* be released.

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Sometimes I made the deal so convoluted, it was hard for *me* to work out if they were on the level.

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Most people are happy just to get out of jail. I expect to be paid to leave.

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The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.

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I'm a one-man genocide.

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Any friend of my brothers' is a... a friend of my brothers'.

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The only problem with an honest buck is they're so hard to make - the margins are too low, too many people are doing it.

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Newspaper? It's always the same.

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We saw something in each other neither one of us liked, or maybe we were just looking in the mirror.

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I believe it's 'warlord.'

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Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other...

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And I have yet to meet the lowly-paid customs official who will open a container marked 'radioactive waste' to verify its contents.

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You're the shit Aleksei, you're the shit! You're the shit! You're the shit!

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But shooting is better for business.

#ea5d263f / read by Teja-84

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Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export.

#e963dd8e / read by VIVEK-96

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The reason why I will delay you for every second of the permissible 24 hours is I'm delaying your deadly trade and the deaths of your victims.

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Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?

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Trust me, I fully appreciate the seriousness of my situation.

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It's not about the money. I'm good at it.

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It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand.

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I don't want people dead, Agent Valentine.

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And I promise you, I won't spend a single second in a court room.

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They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.

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I was guilty as sin, but Valentine couldn't prove it.

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And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.

#d5bf6cb0 / read by Teja-84

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No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms - like yours.

#d07e296c / read by VIVEK-96

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There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

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What they ought to say is, 'Evil prevails.'

#ca713ab3 / read by Teja-84

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Even your enemy was admiring your car, I'm the luckiest man alive.

#c7eaf312 / read by VIVEK-96

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So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.

#c665708f / read by Teja-84

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First he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done - on you making the world a safer place.

#c6150b27 / read by Teja-84

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It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do.

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Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.

#c2b40934 / read by Akanksha-14

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That's the secret to survival. Never go to war. Especially with yourself.

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Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigeous assignments.

#bd9470ce / read by Akanksha-14

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.. sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns.

#ba5a92de / read by Teja-84

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You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

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This. Tell me I'm everything you despise.

#b80b472c / read by Teja-84

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_But my_ personal favorite is the unique combination of week-old potatoes and tropical heat.

#b7f26a53 / read by Akanksha-14

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So I will see you in... 23 hours and 55 minutes.

#b7eb67db / read by Akanksha-14

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Since you're so concerned with the law, you must know that I am legally permitted to hold you for 24 hours without charging you.

#b6206a55 / read by Teja-84

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You might ask why I would do that, and I can assure you it's not because I enjoy your company, because I don't. No.

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Her name really is Angel! Let's put her on the Christmas tree!

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But I wasn't the only one offering a crash course in capitalism.

#b2bbad78 / read by Akanksha-14

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The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid.

#b1d7a22c / read by Akanksha-14

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Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying.

#b192e4de / read by Teja-84

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Vitaly broke the cardinal rule of gun running. Never pickup a gun and join the customers.

#b002a873 / read by Akanksha-14

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I was able to navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargoes.

#afff0009 / read by Akanksha-14

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It's in our nature. Earliest human skeletons had spearheads in their heads and ribcages.

#abc1dcc7 / read by Teja-84

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You underestimate yourself Aleksei. You're the best.

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Keeping track of nuclear arsenels - you'd think that be more critical to world security. But it's not.

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You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing.

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That you're to receive a commendation or a promotion.

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It's not called 'gunrunning' for nothing.

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We have enough. You can stop now.

#9b14d89c / read by Akanksha-14

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The type who knew I was breaking the law, but wouldn't break it himself to bust me.

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That I'm what- responsible for the breakdown of the fabric of society and world order.

#98cee536 / read by Akanksha-14

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Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

#96c39e57 / read by VIVEK-96

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In the hall there will be a man who out-ranks you.

#9336e987 / read by Nikhil-91

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I have a feeling it wasn't exactly what Comrade Lenin had in mind when he advocated the redistribution of wealth.

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That I'm the personification of evil.

#91c9f892 / read by Akanksha-14

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Even when I was up against an overzealous agent, I had a number of methods for discouraging a search.

#907d99ad / read by Akanksha-14

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The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.

#8f148d76 / read by Akanksha-14

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Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain countries to conduct a respectable war.

#8d4733e9 / read by Nikhil-91

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Soon there's going to be a knock on that door and you will be called outside.

#8a779df5 / read by Nikhil-91

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Sir, will my hand grow back?

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Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you don't have long.

#86b303d1 / read by Nikhil-91

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I think I've been cursed, with the curse of invincibility.

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I don't know what Vitali was running away from. Probably just Vitali.

#81e80b74 / read by Akanksha-14

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Always resort to your native tongue in times of anger. And in times of ecstasy.

#8080dcce / read by Nikhil-91

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There's nothing more expensive for an arms dealer than peace.

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I'm not saying I didn't have setbacks.

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Oh, the new MP-5. Would you like a silencer for that?

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I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.

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And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released. You're going to protest. You'll probably threaten to resign.

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Where there's a will, there's a weapon.

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Is this how you want to be remembered?

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_I am not a_ fool. I know that just because they needed me that day didn't mean they wouldn't make me a scapegoat the next.

#71e2f397 / read by Nikhil-91

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That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

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Luckily we live in a world where suspicion alone does not constitute a crime.

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You can't force someone to fall in love with you but, you can definitely improve your odds.

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My wealth caught up to my lies about my wealth, even surpassed my lies.

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Some revolutions blow over before the guns even get there.

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And he was the rarest breed of law enforcement officer.

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But, I prefer people to fire my guns and miss.

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Conflict diamonds are a common currency in West Africa also referred to as 'blood diamonds' because its blood shed is what they usually finance.

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I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot.

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You've gotta be fast on your feet.

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I was the same man who was not good enough for you before, and I'm just not good enough for you now.

#4ed543b0 / read by Nikhil-91

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I have been running away from violence my whole life. I should have been running towards it.

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I like you, Jack. Well, maybe not, but I understand you.

#4ba7ff1c / read by Yukthi-88

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I don't think of it as taking a day away from you, but giving a day to them.

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The ones who know don't care anymore, and the ones who care don't know.

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He must be lying... He's talking.

#484a8cb7 / read by Subhajit-81

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Some innocent man, woman or child is going to have an extra day on this Earth because you're not free.

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Yuri, what the fuck do you know about guns?

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I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of your situation.

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Thank God there are still legal ways to exploit developing countries.

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My son's birthday unlocked what the government would later describe, as a catalog of carnage.

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_My son's birthday_ unlocked what the government would later describe, as a catalog of carnage.

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Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters.

#3b05f877 / read by Yukthi-88

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My God you are good, you almost had me convinced.

#37bc0986 / read by Yukthi-88

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You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology.

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It doesn't break, jam, or overheat.

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I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors.

#34bab20d / read by Yukthi-88

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I now shared even more in common with the leader of that country God seemed to have forsaken.

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I look to see what guns they're using and I think to myself, why not my guns?

#33c15aaf / read by Shriram-60

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_I_ think to myself, why not my guns?

#33c15aaf-a / read by VIVEK-96

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It is not as they say 'optional'. My father is easily offended.

#31323808 / read by Yukthi-88

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I routinely mislabeled my shipments 'farm machinery.'

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I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today.

#2bfd25d3 / read by Yukthi-88

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You're right. Every day there's people shooting each other.

#2bcebbff / read by Yukthi-88

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And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss - the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year ..

#27fceacf / read by VIVEK-96

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Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit.

#273ec775 / read by Shriram-60

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_Some of the most_ successful relationships are based on lies and deceit.

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A bullet from a 14-year-old is just as effective as one from a 40-year-old. Often more effective.

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_A bullet from a_ 14-year-old is just as effective as one from a 40-year-old. Often more effective.

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They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.'

#1ab06d94 / read by Subhajit-81

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But some of these men are the enemies of your enemies.

#1a4df401 / read by Shriram-60

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My family has disowned me. My wife and son have left me. My brother's dead.

#179fe7dc / read by Shriram-60

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Let me tell you what's gonna happen. This way you can prepare yourself.

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I know which end I'd rather be on.

#15db5d05 / read by Subhajit-81

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Personally, I blame MTV.

#1555b069 / read by Subhajit-81

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After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

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Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947.

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One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

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Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

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I don't care if it's legal! It's wrong.

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There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation.

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There are three basic types of arms deal: white, being legal, black, being illegal, and my personal favorite color, *gray*.

#097ec4e1 / read by Shriram-60

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_There are three basic types of_ arms deal: white, being legal, black, being illegal, and my personal favorite color, *gray*.

#097ec4e1-a / read by VIVEK-96

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The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted.

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The problem with gun runners going to war, is that there is no shortage of ammunition.

#06ab232b / read by Shriram-60

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I'm not gonna tell you a pack of lies to make me look good. I'm just gonna tell you what happened.

#0008ce6e / read by Shriram-60

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