All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds.

#ffdec6dc / read by Shriram-60

Know anyone who can fly a plane?

#eec7b5dc / read by Shriram-60

Little people... why can't we all just... get along?

#e9eff9d2 / read by Arun-92

If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.

#e996ea1c / read by Nilima-98

I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma?

#e73e8859 / read by Shriram-60

Martians. Ha ha. Funny looks little critters, aren't they?

#e23ffdc1 / read by Shriram-60

I think it must be my music!

#e1474b1b / read by Shriram-60

They sure ain't getting the TV!

#dd638056 / read by Saradha-18

We should make it a top secret, and we should move in right away with Defcon-4!

#db7c730f / read by Akash-35

Byron Williams! The heavyweight champion of the world!

#d6c9f84d / read by Saradha-18

Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.

#d4520175 / read by Akash-35

For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

#cfe248be / read by Akash-35

Die, you alien shithead!

#c5debf29 / read by Nilima-98

Don't run! We are your friends!

#c4e8478b / read by Shriram-60

Think of the things that we could do. Think how *strong* we would be!

#ba7d6ce2 / read by Saradha-18

I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars.

#b44eff23 / read by Shriram-60

Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.

#afe5620b / read by Shriram-60

Do you have to drink in front of me?

#ab3e8694 / read by Shriram-60

We should nuke these assholes with everything we got, sir.

#ab0fdcfd / read by Saradha-18

You're an adult. Cope.

#a845cf3c / read by Nilima-98

An advanced civilization, by definition, is not barbaric.

#a78a9fa5 / read by Shriram-60

I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.

#a4d9c58d / read by Akash-35

Guess it wasn't the dove.

#a45508dc / read by Shriram-60

Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.

#a43c10b2 / read by Varsha-55

Because we're different? Is that why?

#a3cace00 / read by Shriram-60

What is wrong with you people?

#9dfe3b3d / read by Shriram-60

I was there. I was there when first man met Martian.

#997fd513 / read by Arun-92

Thank you, honey. But don't you dare let anything like this happen again.

#9725e8d3 / read by Muskan-67

They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!

#969ba935 / read by Chethan-21

Isn't the universe big enough... for both of us?

#96991e1c / read by Shriram-60

Ack! Ack! Ack!

#9241addd / read by VIVEK-96

I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.

#91e2745d / read by Shriram-60

Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome.

#913b0291 / read by Muskan-67

Excuse me, folks. We've got to make an unscheduled STOP!

#8fe7c616 / read by Muskan-67

What are you guys gawking at? Get that president outta here!

#8f42c694 / read by Asfiya-41

I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already.

#8e41217f / read by Shriram-60

Can you keep it down? People live here!

#8c33aae2 / read by Priya-40

There is nothing that we could not accomplish.

#8be2d36c / read by Shriram-60

Why... are you doing this? Why?

#8948d384 / read by Shriram-60

When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?

#85241c15 / read by Nilima-98

Earth... and Mars... together.

#81850b55 / read by Pratheesh-54

Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!

#7699cb91 / read by Asfiya-41

We could work together. Why be enemies?

#70567a48 / read by Priya-40

Screw the press! This is a need-to-know situation.

#6f447905 / read by Shriram-60

No... he's dead. I told him this was gonna happen.

#6f380aa9 / read by Muskan-67

Oh, forget Grandma! She's halfway into space already!

#6d0e6544 / read by Shriram-60

Why destroy... when you can create?

#66960e39 / read by Shriram-60

We'll fight you on the beaches. We'll fight you in the streets.

#640c75bd / read by Arun-92

You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?

#639cd281 / read by Varsha-55

I'm not allowing that thing in my house.

#5d61d6f0 / read by Priya-40

I'll tell you one thing, they ain't gettin' the TV.

#54e8f500 / read by Asfiya-41

Think about it! *Think* about it!

#5242d47a / read by Priya-40

I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months!

#4c9a4e40 / read by Varsha-55

Democracy will survive!

#4c03b058 / read by Megha-04

We come in peace! We come in peace!

#4ba6478b / read by Priya-40

We can have it all or we can smash it all!

#4a78e348 / read by Yukthi-88

We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests - very rightfully so - that they're peaceful.

#4a2f7d50 / read by Akash-35

Liberals! Intellectuals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS!

#4a036611 / read by Aswin-28

Maybe they no liking the human being.

#48167da3 / read by Yukthi-88

I get to meet the Martian Ambassador! Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor.

#40980ae5 / read by Akash-35

No weapons! No tricks! Just you and me!

#3f024471 / read by Pratheesh-54

Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.

#3aae2e9e / read by Brinda-85

Well, if they come around here, we'll blast them back into space!

#35c266de / read by Asfiya-41

Come on kid I'm not that old!

#35b17b8d / read by Aswin-28

You can't have martians running all over Nevada!

#3201f17b / read by Yukthi-88

Why can't we... work out our differences? Why can't we... work things out?

#3148221d / read by Silus-25

Richie, I think these guys are very sick.

#30522596 / read by Chethan-21

The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states. Waiting and watching.

#2ced4a67 / read by Akash-35

What the hell does that mean?

#26ca8e6a / read by Chethan-21

But didn't I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen.

#24272091 / read by Silus-25

Why have they come? Curiosity? Or is it something more?

#21e87d80 / read by Arun-92

The Martians just blew up the donut shop!

#2013cf6c / read by VIVEK-96

We will never, never surrender! We will win!

#1e9e2d77 / read by Shriram-60

I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.

#1cc66d99 / read by Arun-92

We will never, ever surrender! We will win! The eagle will be triumphant!

#1ba18c28 / read by Silus-25

Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone Got A Pen?

#0d8cceb0 / read by Varsha-55

Hello? This is General Casey.

#09d9893f / read by Pratheesh-54

We have to strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!

#0772d9b0 / read by Arun-92

Kick the crap out of 'em.

#00229cdb / read by Chethan-21