If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles.

#feee0dfb / read by Nitin-33

I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii.

#f5c83829 / read by Amit-65

I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.

#f317dcb4 / read by Amit-65

Yeah, it's hard to understand, because it says 'in addition to'.

#eb186d3c / read by Amit-65

I have to go to Hawaii, but you can't tell my sisters.

#e1bfbbab / read by Amit-65

People are just crazy in this world, I think.

#ddc29ddb / read by Amit-65

Where you want her number for.

#d42cdda8 / read by Amit-65

So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is 1.79 dollars ..

#d331f8a4 / read by Nitin-33

You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny.

#d0760305 / read by Amit-65

I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else.

#cb8c8000 / read by Amit-65

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

#c97e5e34 / read by Amit-65

And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed.

#c8d46792 / read by Nitin-33

All i want is her number, can you help me out.

#c87ecf97 / read by Amit-65

You cancelled your credit card.

#c4c52b88 / read by Musaib-53

Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

#c31076d0 / read by Sojin-04

Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you.

#beacc59a / read by Musaib-53

But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups!

#ad39909d / read by Amit-65

So could you just let me redeem the mileage?

#a5fc4dab / read by Musaib-53

Sir, I've got no way to prove you've smashed up the bathroom.

#a2a41806 / read by Sojin-04

I'm a nice man.

#9f99197a / read by Dhruva-62

It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it.

#9741d6e3 / read by Musaib-53

I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?

#90509572 / read by Sojin-04

Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?

#8f806a72 / read by Sojin-04

I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

#8f0c014a / read by Sojin-04

Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible.

#7ea666eb / read by Amit-65

I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it.

#7b1d0f09 / NSFW / read by Musaib-53

That wasn't good, you're DEAD!

#786b328e / read by Musaib-53

I mind my own business.

#769f260f / read by Dhruva-62

My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom.

#7153b31e / read by Musaib-53

I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.

#6618c0fe / NSFW / read by Musaib-53

You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?

#65e9a07a / read by Sojin-04

Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital.

#63419fe1 / read by Silvi-67

You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.

#621dea6b / read by Silvi-67

Is this confidential?

#5a21a8fa / read by Priya-40

I'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway.

#58f3c96d / read by Silvi-67

I have so much strength in me you have no idea.

#56ad7a2e / read by Musaib-53

Sir, your hand is bleeding.

#541c1d6b / read by Dhruva-62

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

#4fd550fd / read by Musaib-53

I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.

#4fc01c16 / read by Sojin-04

The chair broke!

#4c2b466d / read by Silvi-67

But I can't exactly understand in addition to what? Because there's actually nothing to add to.

#481b8da2 / read by Sojin-04

At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.

#452dfa9e / read by Musaib-53

If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles.

#44d52a6a / read by Sojin-04

As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.

#416661b4 / read by Musaib-53

Now get the fuck out of here, pervert!

#40fb57b9 / NSFW / read by Musaib-53

So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you.

#302687d4 / read by Silvi-67

Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again.

#2ccd69a9 / read by Sojin-04

It really looks like Hawaii here.

#210cb9ad / read by Musaib-53

So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work.

#19c15ae9 / read by Nitin-33

.. but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25 cents a cup... comes in packages of four.

#1967ddbc / read by Sojin-04

Sir, I'm gonna crack your fucking head open. Get out of here.

#1753daff / NSFW / read by Silvi-67

Sir, I'm gonna call the police.

#12608255 / read by Silvi-67

That's so wonderful, you're going to Hawaii!

#0f8d9a2b / read by Silvi-67

I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it.

#0dab752f / read by Musaib-53

Well, do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prizes is potentially worth more than the purchases?

#079ca19b / read by Musaib-53

You didn't just smash up the bathroom?

#00852cff / read by Musaib-53