I ran all the way here from the police station.

#f1a62aa5 / read by Saradha-18

This part of my life... this part right here? This is called 'happyness.'

#f0505411 / read by Saradha-18

I was not aware of that. My circumstances have changed some.

#ebb5817f / read by Saradha-18

And what does possibly mean?

#e25010b3 / read by Saradha-18

And then I never became any of them.

#dc9da683 / read by Amit-65

The next day, after work, we just went to the beach.

#dbf2f1af / read by Saradha-18

Whatever, I don't care.

#c97153e6 / read by Nilima-98

The important thing about that freedom train, is it's got to climb mountains.

#c72f7e2d / read by Amit-65

Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said 'God will save me', then he drowned and went to Heaven.

#c0a4c206 / read by Amit-65

It's not H-A-P-P-Y-N-E-S-S Happiness is spelled with an 'I' instead of a 'Y'

#bd122a63 / read by Varsha-55

If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

#bcca09e7 / read by Nilima-98

Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny?

#bbb1483d / read by VIVEK-96

Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide. We sing about them.

#badf68ce / read by Amit-65

He must have had on some really nice pants.

#b18e73d3 / read by VIVEK-96

Far away from anything, everything. Just Christopher and me.

#ae5eafc7 / read by Asfiya-41

We ALL have to climb mountains, you know.

#a3c92a2a / read by VIVEK-96

So, what does probably mean?

#a2d37228 / read by VIVEK-96

This part of my life is called 'internship.'

#9d49e6ac / read by VIVEK-96

Mountains that go way up high, and mountains that go deep and low.

#986e00e7 / read by VIVEK-96

So the truth is, I was arrested for failure to pay parking tickets.

#97ed1a31 / read by VIVEK-96

Hey, asshole! Are you all right, asshole?

#954738f2 / NSFW / read by VIVEK-96

That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what.

#93d279d3 / read by Varsha-55

What would you say if man walked in here with no shirt, and I hired him? What would you say?

#9226f19b / read by Silvi-67

What were you doing before you were arrested?

#90727f17 / read by Ravi-21

I know what it means! It means we're *not* going to the game.

#83713c1b / read by Ravi-21

And I wanted to come up with a story that would demonstrate qualities that I'm sure you all admire here like earnestness, diligence, team-playing.

#7ecfc3ac / read by Silvi-67

How did he know that?

#7d987074 / read by Ravi-21

Because when I was young and I'd get an A on a history test or whatever...

#69cfaa58 / read by Chethan-21

.. I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

#6730b233 / read by Varsha-55

This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.

#66194aa2 / read by Shriram-60

It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things.

#660a3a2c / read by Sreekanth-08

This part is called 'being stupid.'

#653f48b3 / read by Shriram-60

Hey, you're missing a shoe.

#61dc774f / read by Shriram-60

I've been sitting out here for the last half-hour trying to come up with a story that would explain my being here dressed like this.

#5f92af66 / read by Nitin-33

But it's an adult word. It's spelled right, but don't use it.

#50b2bb50 / read by Sreekanth-08

There's no salary?

#4c729cd1 / read by Shriram-60

There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said 'Do you need help?' and the man said 'God will save me'.

#44bf2a42 / read by Varsha-55

It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...

#4422530d / read by Sreekanth-08

Christopher is staying with me.

#43665459 / read by Arun-92

I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old.

#415611a1 / read by Deekshitha-72

What are you doing?

#38f9d397 / read by Shriram-60

Far away from busses and noise and a constant disappointment in my 10-gallon head... in myself.

#2c1d55cb / read by Asfiya-41

You got a dream... You gotta protect it.

#2658beec / read by Shriram-60

Then the man told God, 'God, why didn't you save me?' and God said 'I sent you two boats, you dummy!'

#2594f15c / read by Silvi-67

You're a good papa.

#1e7f1726 / read by Shriram-60

Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right?

#1bee5d12 / read by Varsha-55

And I couldn't think of anything.

#1b2d7274 / read by Varsha-55

You gotta trust me, all right?

#11c601b0 / read by Varsha-55

It means we have a good chance.

#1044a920 / read by Arun-92

I trust you.

#0eb007cf / read by Shriram-60

I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.

#0a5dd0c4 / read by Varsha-55

Paying a parking ticket.

#087eeeec / read by Shriram-60

I was, uh, painting my apartment.

#05bbf122 / read by Brinda-85

This part of my life... this part right here?

#0131bff3 / read by Shriram-60