There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.

#ffa6d1ab / read by Muskan-67

Restaurants are to people in the 80's what theatres were to people in the 60's.

#ff9f1cc5 / read by Muskan-67

Draw SOMETHING resembling ANYTHING.

#fe2b119f / read by Asfiya-41

If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.

#f6291a68 / read by Muskan-67

No, you didn't hate me, I hated you.

#f41d7fa9 / read by Musaib-53

It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.

#f3ae849d / read by Muskan-67

I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side.

#f32efd30 / read by Muskan-67

The sacrifice for a friend you don't even keep in touch with?

#f10cbcee / read by Muskan-67

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry.

#f0846fa8 / read by Muskan-67

Right, cause not everybody likes it on the cake, cause it makes it very soggy.

#f050a340 / read by Muskan-67

What they could do to make it easier is combine the two.

#efb5cb8a / read by Asfiya-41

No, no, no, I never said that...

#e6c08a2b / read by Musaib-53

Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive.

#e2b5819d / read by Muskan-67

She just said it matter-of-factly.

#e041e6fa / read by Muskan-67

Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.

#db2ca67d / read by Musaib-53

That's what everyone says.

#da79ebac / read by Muskan-67

And then we fell in love.

#d71da2e1 / read by Muskan-67

I'll have what she's having.

#d707fef9 / read by Musaib-53

And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve.

#d6a5e196 / read by Musaib-53

And the man had one of the little kids on his shoulders, and she said, 'I spy a family.'

#d2b319e8 / read by Asfiya-41

And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying.

#d28bdc86 / read by Musaib-53

We wanted to live together, but we didn't want to get married because every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship.

#ced62641 / read by Musaib-53

You will never have to be out there again.

#cea28e3a / read by Amit-65

The third time we met, we became friends.

#cd22e74a / read by Asfiya-41

That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

#ca18a28b / read by Musaib-53

That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

#c8fb9ee9 / read by Amit-65

Yes, that's right, they can't be friends.

#c7776924 / read by Asfiya-41

I am not your consolation prize, Harry.

#c6a041ea / read by Musaib-53

You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death.

#c011ecc0 / read by Musaib-53

I don't know, he's just sort of faceless.

#be10fa6d / read by Musaib-53

'On the side' is a very big thing for you.

#bda16377 / read by Musaib-53

It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to.

#bd21e76b / read by Musaib-53

Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it?

#bb8f9a05 / read by Amit-65

I am? I am the dog? I am the dog?

#b8f71413 / read by Musaib-53

Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

#b69a7431 / read by Amit-65

.. the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are.

#b5c5df07 / read by Brinda-85

.. the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with.

#b3be264c / read by Amit-65

Three months later we got married.

#b0ba2fd3 / read by Asfiya-41

Twelve years and three months.

#ad663d68 / read by Jeet-66

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

#ac037271 / read by Sumeet-12

The thing is, Joe, we never do fly off to Rome on a moment's notice.

#a9864cf3 / read by Amit-65

This is an amendment to the earlier rule.

#a7fbf030 / read by Pratheesh-54

I just want it the way I want it.

#a7b9fe2c / read by Amit-65

We had this - we had a really wonderful wedding.

#a6d5b872 / read by Amit-65

Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can...

#a6a7642d / read by Sumeet-12

We were friends for a long time.

#a18a4e51 / read by Jeet-66

But the truth is he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.

#9fe813f5 / read by Musaib-53

No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship ..

#9fb14665 / read by Sumeet-12

Particularly the coconut soaks up a lot of excess and you really - it's important to keep it on the side.

#9ed792ab / read by Amit-65

Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity.

#9adc9e9c / read by Sumeet-12

.. Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace.

#982f9a9e / read by Brinda-85

I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.

#978c034e / read by Amit-65

It was great. We had this enormous coconut cake.

#966abb47 / read by Sumeet-12

You see? That is just like you, Harry.

#8c2742d7 / read by Sumeet-12

And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

#89d1b760 / read by Brinda-85

It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.

#827dfe12 / read by Amit-65

.. home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy.

#8203dc2c / read by Amit-65

She didn't even complain about it, now that I think about it.

#8133c6ce / read by Sumeet-12

Huge coconut cake with a - with a - tiers and there was this very rich chocolate sauce on the side.

#7f286c67 / read by Brinda-85

I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.

#7afaf5eb / read by Sumeet-12

Yeah, it only took three months.

#7ae5e339 / read by Pratheesh-54

So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?

#7856dac6 / read by Brinda-85

It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.

#77e6e9ea / read by Hajeera-28

If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted...

#6e347af7 / read by Brinda-85

At least I got the apartment.

#6b885f52 / read by Jeet-66

Hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia?

#6a5eb17f / read by Hajeera-28

You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship.

#6808d1a3 / read by VIVEK-96

You were going to be a gymnast.

#67c23778 / read by Jeet-66

No one has ever quoted me back to me before.

#621ded3c / read by Sumeet-12

And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side.

#5f8cdfa7 / read by Brinda-85

You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman.

#5f208b31 / read by Sumeet-12

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.

#5e7f50c8 / read by Sumeet-12

Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.

#5a33626c / read by Hajeera-28

This will be a quick meal.

#59625e75 / read by Hajeera-28

Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing.

#5205fc54 / read by Brinda-85

You know how a year to a person is like seven years to a dog?

#50bc102f / read by Sumeet-12

I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their 'i's' with little hearts.

#4eeba2e8 / read by Brinda-85

What you do is look in the obituary section.

#4ed4408d / read by Hajeera-28

You realize of course that we could never be friends.

#4ddcf710 / read by Brinda-85

That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.

#495a2888 / read by Sojin-04

Tell me I'll never have to be out there again.

#4716008f / read by Jeet-66

Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

#46d6834e / read by Hajeera-28

What was that supposed to mean?

#46b5ae6f / read by Jeet-66

Is one of us supposed to be a DOG in this scenario?

#45943c1b / read by Sojin-04

I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it.

#44d874df / read by Brinda-85

All this time I've been saying that he didn't want to get married.

#447cc7b4 / read by Brinda-85

The first time we met, we hated each other.

#3beb182d / read by VIVEK-96

Well, basically it's the same dream I've been having since I was twelve.

#3ae51a12 / read by VIVEK-96

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

#334d2476 / read by VIVEK-96

It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.

#2ebe4317 / read by VIVEK-96

When Joe and I started seeing each other, we wanted exactly the same thing.

#2ebc154c / read by Sojin-04

And then one day I was taking Alice's little girl for the afternoon because I'd promised to take her to the circus ..

#29f54627 / read by VIVEK-96

.. when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

#29bac9a0 / read by VIVEK-96

But, really, what's so hard about finding an apartment?

#28ae2d11 / read by Hajeera-28

You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.

#1ce8bcd4 / read by Brinda-85

You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.

#1a114179 / read by Sojin-04

How come you never take me to the airport any more?'

#1649a2cc / read by Sojin-04

I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.

#150ccafb / read by VIVEK-96

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first.

#14691307 / read by Hajeera-28

Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.

#0c5d7044 / read by VIVEK-96

I'll order two empty plates and we can leave.

#0bdea33a / read by Sojin-04

Someone is staring at you in 'personal growth'.

#070031f9 / read by Sojin-04

Most women at one time or another have faked it.

#03f12713 / read by Sojin-04