What the hell are you doing, man?

#qt3183958 / read by VIVEK-96

Don't worry about Fletcher. He's more bark than bite.

#qt3154109 / read by VIVEK-96

You're here for a reason. You believe that, right?

#qt3017241-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Listen, the key is to just relax. Don't worry about the numbers. Don't worry about what the other guys are thinking.

#qt3017241-1 / read by Shuja-34

Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.

#qt3014530 / read by VIVEK-96

And that's more than most people ever do. And I will never apologise for how I tried.

#qt3014512 / read by VIVEK-96

I'm upset!

#qt2795954 / read by Subhajit-81

TURN MY PAGES, BITCH!

#qt2396352 / NSFW / read by Subhajit-81

That, to me, is an absolute tragedy. But that's just what the world wants now. People wonder why jazz is dying.

#qt2375659-7 / read by Teja-84

And he practices and he practices with one goal in mind, never to be laughed at again.

#qt2375659-6 / read by Teja-84

Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do? He practices.

#qt2375659-5 / read by VIVEK-96

And Jones nearly decapitates him for it. And he's laughed off-stage.

#qt2375659-4 / read by Teja-84

Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax. Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.

#qt2375659-3 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that is... an absolute necessity.

#qt2375659-2 / read by Shuja-34

I wasn't there to conduct. Any fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempo.

#qt2375659-1 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ABILITY, YOU WIND UP PLAYING IN A ROCK BAND

#qt2370764 / NSFW / read by Shriram-60

You're here for a reason. You believe that, right?

#qt2361527 / read by Subhajit-81

Now are you a rusher, or are you a dragger or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKING TIME?

#qt2358999 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

So, you do know the difference!

#qt2356734-2 / read by Subhajit-81

Were you rushing or were you dragging?

#qt2356734-1 / read by Subhajit-81

I never really had a Charlie Parker. But I tried. I actually fucking tried. And that's more than most people ever do.

#qt2347243 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

Are you serious? That shit?

#qt2342835 / read by Subhajit-81

You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you.

#qt2342834 / NSFW / read by Subhajit-81

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

#qt2342828 / NSFW / read by Subhajit-81

Get the fuck off my sight before I'll demolish you!

#qt2342826 / NSFW / read by Subhajit-81

I can still fucking see you, Mini Me!

#qt2342825 / NSFW / read by Subhajit-81

Look up here, look at me. Do you think you were out of tune?

#qt2339971-2 / read by Subhajit-81

Do you think you're out of tune? What are you... there's no fucking Mars Bar down there, what are you looking at?

#qt2339971-1 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity.

#qt2337420 / read by Shriram-60

Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

#qt2298990 / read by Shuja-34

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.

#qt2298989 / read by Teja-84

Either you're deliberately out of tune and sabotaging my band, or you don't know you're out of tune, and that's even worse.

#qt2298988 / read by Shuja-34

We have a squeaker today, class. His name is Andrew Nieman, he's 19 years old. Isn't he cute?

#qt2298987 / read by Shuja-34

I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.

#qt2273329-3 / read by ARCHANA-60

I think being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.

#qt2273329-1 / read by Shriram-60

Not quite my tempo.

#qt2270869 / read by Subhajit-81

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'.

#qt2209690 / read by Shuja-34